so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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