I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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