I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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