My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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