have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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