I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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