He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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