I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
the raccoons are back...
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