If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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