you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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