I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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