Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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