Whod you bang
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
So. Much. Porn.
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