I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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