btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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