I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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