Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
