3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
