Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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