Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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