their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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