ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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