Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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