dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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