were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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