hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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