All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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