porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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