i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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