I just pynch a tree in the face
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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