I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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