i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Bring me that man meat
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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