She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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