Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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