so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
