Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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