But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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