I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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