On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
