even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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