OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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