I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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