It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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