just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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