therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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