apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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