I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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