Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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