would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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