I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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